vintage patriotic t-shirt design, centered layout, Puerto Rican flag in the middle with blue triangl…

"vintage patriotic t-shirt design, centered layout, Puerto Rican flag in the middle with blue triangle and white star on the left and red and white horizontal stripes, distressed vintage texture, bold retro typography, top text "MY GIRLFRIEND IS" in Bebas Neue style condensed font, large center text "PUERTO RICAN" in heavy Anton style bold font, bottom text "NOTHING SCARES ME" in Oswald bold style font, clean centered composition, patriotic humor design, slightly grunge worn effect, screen print vector style, high contrast, professional t-shirt graphic, transparent background, no mockup, no model"